Agreeing with people is unlikely to make me more popular, but disagreeing with them is sure to make me less so. I have been warned that I should be careful what I WRITE. I have been told that I have "a Twitter Problem". I suspect people are "becoming a little concerned" about me. I too am, indeed, becoming more than a little concerned for myself! I do myself no favours by challenging prevailing narratives, by kicking against the pricks. I will find myself in bad company, and be shunned by the polite. And all just for asking, "is this true?" And "is that true?" And "IS THIS REALLY TRUE?"

Very well then. I will cure my Twitter problem by killing it. I shall no longer advertise my black-hearted heresy there for all to see. I shall keep it here, and you shall have to come and find it.